One of my personal festive favourites, guaranteed to raise a smile in any child (or adult).  Written by the fabulous Nicholas Allan who is also the author of the hilarious ‘The Queen’s Knickers,’ amongst others.

Poor Father Christmas has to drink everything left for him by the children of the world.  The only problem is that he needs a wee, and has needed one since half past three!  He still has a lot of presents to deliver.  Can he make it home in time?

Book Boy.